this is why you preview....

I look through auction catalogs

almost everyday.

I preview auctions online every week.

But nothing beats 

getting your ass up out of the 

Ion chair

and over to the actual auction house.

A prime example of why is the above piece.

I looked at it in the catalog for maybe 1 second.

Just a hideous print of some poodles.

I didn't even bother to read the description.

So you can imagine my surprise 

when I walked into 

Phillips Uptown

and saw this:

Hell yeah!

A giant RUG?

I thought it was a tiny shitty painting.

This thing is so horribly bad that I 

LOVE it!

If I lived in an all concrete bunker in Berlin,

I would buy this thang so quickly,

and I am not even kidding.

How amazing would it look in this dudes pad:

Remember him?

The Poodles would be so at home here!

It makes you wanna take off all your clothes and 

roll around with them doesn't it?

It sure does me....

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