"Opinions are like assholes,
everyone has one."
My dad used to say that.
Here are my opinions about the latest round
of art to hit the auction block,
this time at
I have only included pieces that I
With my asshole below,
I mean opinion....
"Untitled Film Still #4"
She is a favorite of mine and this is
a strong image from this series.
Not the best, but I wouldn't kick it
out of bed for eating crackers.
My mom used to say that....
If it's shiny and silver,
I will probably like it.
"I Will Not Paint Anymore Boring Leaves (2)"
Seriously. Why? It's big AND ugly.
The only way to save this would be to paint it red.
"Per Provenienza: Composition"
I'm a sucker for bright colors and hard work too.
I don't care what's going on or what it is about,
it is wasted on me.
Someone else will waste
if it hammers near the high estimate.
sometimes I really don't get it.
"No. 547 ELFTERSEPTEMBERZWEITAUSENDUNDACHT"
I seriously considered being an
or an Astronaut when I was 6, so
you know why this speaks to me.
"Like Someone Alone"
If I start to talk about why I hate Jack Pierson so
much, I will never finish this post.
So I will keep it to 5 words:
LUCKY SON OF A BITCH.
I know this comes as a big surprise to people
that follow this blog, but I kinda
dig this picture.
"Shahnoza Dancing in Bra and Pants"
I'm so upset I couldn't find this in a GIF format
so we all could vomit while watching it....
I hate 99.99% of contemporary Chinese art.
There, I said it.
Hans could take a turd out of his toilet
and I would love it.
"Portrait of Frank Stella"
These weird, small, almost souvenir
size Warhols always appeal to me.
"The Hours Spin Skull"
Jack Pierson x 100 on this one.
I do like his early work though,
This "cashing in" bullshit sucks sooo hard though.
"Steve Playing Guitar"
This is THE WORST Julian Opie
I have ever seen.
At least it doesn't move.
Jennifer Allora and Guillermo Calzadilla
There is nothing about this not to love.
An art school favorite,
I never get tired of her work.
"Petit Vénus Bleue"
I LOVE LOVE LOVE,
practically worship YK,
but I have a hard time believing he would
have ever signed off on this
ugly piece of shit.
Speaking of yuck,
how does one make a beautiful nude pregnant
woman who appears to be having and orgasm
You have Philippe do it!
"Two Ways of Carrying a Bomb"
Not everyone's cup of tea,
but I get drunk on the Wurm.
I just realized after looking at this a bit that it
is a "Chukka boot" crushing a pigeon
in the street!
How could a New Yorker not love that?