Ah!
What a killer view
up here at the Cooper Square Hotel penthouse.
Great spot for a party....
Wait, what is that?
Is that someone's penthouse apartment?
Seriously?
Huge patio too?
Double height windows?
Those ceilings must be 18 feet high!
Is that a Kjaerholm daybed?
Looks like the back window was designed by
Mondrian after a drunken night with
Robert Mallet-Stevens.
Is that a glowing skylight?
Meaning if it is,
and it's not the light shining from inside,
that this asshole has yet another floor below....
It's a skylight.
Fuck you.
I don't think that is a
Kjaerholm daybed, and the interior decoration looks
a little lacking,
so I feel a little better....
Bad art, bad speakers, bad bronze Asian figure
and a giant ugly pillow,
yet,
I
still
hate
you.
