category 5

Well,

I went to my acupuncturist / doctor 

this morning 

and it looks like

this may be the 

flu

and not just a 

kick-ass cold.

So today all I gots for you is my 

waterfall/gusher of a head 

covered in tissue,

and

my new bottle of homeopathy.

Dr. V said I might get

worse

before I get better,

but let's hope not!